You are late and I’m feeling really let down!

It’s the concept of time inducing your frown.

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I wanted it earlier and I’ve still not got it, you are late!
If you indulge my perspective you won’t have to wait.

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Perspective be dammed it’s not here on time.
But think who owns time, is it yours or mine?

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My customers and I want no other time streams.
Metaphysically speaking, this is not what it seems.

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Stop this bulls**t the future’s laid out and I want it now.
So you’re linking time, space and objectivity, holy cow!

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What the f++k are you on about, you’re late once again!
It's only in this slice of time that you are feeling the pain.

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Look, it’s this simple, you are late and I need deliverables.
Think of Liebnitz and Newton and the other indiscernibles.

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You are torturing my experiences of time and reality?
That’s a real shame, have you considered causality?

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So, does that deliver on time and increase productivity.
No not really, but its all explained by Einstein’s relativity.

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Now your views are becoming increasingly absurd.
Clocks anti-clockwise, is time forward or backward?

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I am confused, I’m crying, please hand me that tissue.
Ride a light beam with me and time won't be an issue.

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You mean everything’s simultaneous never late nor early?
Looking at it this way customers and you will be less surly.