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Organisational Science

Loot

2018

Charles' Law
As temperature rises,
the volume of bullshit increases.

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Bernoulli's Principle
As an organisation grows,
its grip on reality diminishes.

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Lomonosov's Law
As matter is always conserved,
Bullshitters are completely indestructible

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Buoyant Force rule
Bullshitters float,
when you wish that they were submersible.

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Density equation
The amount of bullshit,
divided by time it takes to deliver.

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Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle
Impossible to be both honest,
and a Leader.

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Archimede's Principle
The chaos caused by a leader,
Is equal to the volume of their ego.

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Planck-Einstein relationship
Links between frequency and energy,
the more you're hit the darker the shadow.

Makes me think that ...

A manufacturer of white goods used to speak about 'the appliance of science' in their advertising as a double-entendre. I feel sure this was not the science they had in mind.

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