I’ve been too humble and too many times, foolishly rude.
I’ve been quietly subtle and I have been crushingly crude.
I've been overly praised and much too harshly criticised.
I've been shocking and I have been measured and sized.
I've been written off, then against odds, come back fighting.
I've been unnecessarily horrid and I have been delighting.
I've been so stoic and then fluidly shifted with the sands.
I've been bang on point and I have been terribly off hand.
I've been embarrassing, then made many people proud.
I’ve been too quiet and I have been annoyingly too loud.
I've been the sole of discretion and played kiss and tell.
I've been in charge and I have been charged at as well.
I’ve been defensive with no defence and taken flak too.
So you know, I've been sacked by bigger cunts than you.